selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
Gangnam style has 999,901,298 views The video is 4:13 min long Thats a total of about 4,249,580,516.5 viewing minutes or about 71,020,258 hours or about 2,959,177 days or about 8,102 years Civilization emerged about 5,000 years ago, to put that in perspective.
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f4ngirls-phan-kickthestickz: norulesnobras: Secondhand Fandom: When you do not actually watch/read/are really interested in said fandom or object of the fandom, but you know enough about it that you can hold an intelligent and involved conversation with someone in the fandom. It’s like dying from lung cancer because you live with a chain smoker, but you yourself have never touched a...
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
anglosexual: imaslytherinbitch: One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause. this sounds like a really classy rap
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know whaat you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
frenchhornsandunicorns: Things that are portrayed as weak and lame but in reality can probably beat the shit out of you and steal your lunch money then spend it on candy: hufflepuffs canadians
gasptambourines: gay-men: Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice. socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP.